DisneyWorld and testicles

They go together so well...

My dear sister went to Florida recently and visited Disney World. I was relating the story to my DH, who hmmmmed at the $30.00 entrees at dinner, and ugghed at the Dinner with Cinderella with $14 chicken nuggets. Then I told him that my niece had a little fit of lust over a Tinkerbell Barbie, was refused and wept bitter tears for half an hour.

His comment, "Man, they get you down there and you're trapped with your balls on the rack."

I couldn't have said it better myself.